Friday, February 12, 2010

Essay: "Rumor: Breast Implant Bombs"

Essay: "Rumor: Breast Implant Bombers"

Recently in the news is a story that Al-Quaida or another terrorist group may utilize breast augmentation in their latest suicide bombing campaign. It sounds almost too far-fetched, but if it is possible to hide Improvised Explosive Devices or bombs in a woman's augmented chest the world has become a scarier and much more dangerous place. It is pretty scary that terrrorists hate us so much that they would implant their women with deadly explosives. Another scary but unlikely possibility would be for murderous cosmetic surgeons to implant bombs in women without their knowledge or consent. Perhaps with the innate misogyny of the Moslem world, it is no wonder that such a thing might occur. Whether this rumor is true or even possible, perhaps it is about time for all passengers and cargo on airplanes and other conveyances be thoroughly examined and analyzed to insure against malicious terrorist acts.

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